Lolita has a Posse

A friend of mine asked me who would win in an epic battle – Lolitas v Steampunks?

I figure lolitas could mod most of their accessories into weapons (modifying brand? blaspheme!) – swords hidden in the hilts of parasols, parasols with cattleprods tips, hair bows that double as shirkens and if all else fails taking off our big, heavy Rocking-Horse shoes and clobbering people with them. Steam punks are heavily armed and have better shielding than tulle petticoats and bad-attitudes but what we lack in amo and defences we make up with pure crazy rage.

I mean, just look at us:

Don't FUCK with us!
Frilly Gangsters – WE OWN THIS CITY.

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